Find Your Revenue Leaks
Most wellness sites lose $500-2,000/month to fixable tech friction. We find it, measure it, show you exactly how to recover it.
7-10 days · Written report + ROI calculator · 30 days support
+ $200 credit toward any fix we recommend
Your Tech Is Bleeding Money
Your retreat fills on Instagram. Half actually book.
Your payment processor glitches. You chase deposits manually.
Clients email questions instead of booking.
These aren’t accidents. They’re revenue leaks.
I ran automated systems for a grocery business for 12 years. We had $10K in bad debt, hired a full-time debt collector. She couldn’t fix it.
Turned out we didn’t have a collections problem. We had a systems problem. Fixed the systems. Collections went to 100%.
Your booking flow has six steps when it needs three. Each leak costs you $50-300/month. You’ve got 5-8 leaks. That adds up fast.
What You Get
Booking Flow Analysis
Where clients drop off and why. Mobile vs desktop issues. Form abandonment points.
Payment Processing Review
Why payments fail. Deposit logic issues. Checkout friction. How much it’s costing.
Email Sequence Audit
Confirmations that don’t send. Broken reminder logic. Follow-up gaps losing leads.
Conversion Blockers
Page speed issues (every second = 7% loss). Accessibility barriers. Missing trust signals.
Your Deliverable
- 5-8 ranked leaks by revenue impact
- ROI calculator: “Fix X, recover $Y monthly”
- 3 quick wins you can DIY immediately
- Technical specs for the rest
- 30 days question access
- $200 credit toward any recommended fix
Timeline: 7-10 days from intake to report
What This Won’t Do
Won’t fix everything. You get the diagnosis. Fixing is separate.
Won’t work if you can’t handle criticism. Some of what’s broken might be stuff you built. I’ll tell you anyway.
Won’t solve non-tech problems. If your offer sucks, tech won’t save you.
FAQ
How does the $200 credit work?
After you get your audit, you can apply $200 toward any fix we recommend. Works for Quick Wins ($697-1,997 range), first month of FT OC ($349/mo), or first month of Empire Co-Conspirator ($1,997/mo). Valid for 90 days from audit delivery.
How do you calculate revenue impact?
Your traffic + current conversion rate + industry benchmarks. If your flow converts at 15% when similar flows hit 40%, I estimate what you’re losing. Based on real data from your site plus 12 years of systems experience.
What platforms do you audit?
WordPress primarily. Squarespace, Wix, or other platforms—email first to confirm.
What if I want you to fix everything?
Individual Quick Wins: $697-1,997 per fix
Fuck the Overwhelm Club: $349/mo—we fix leaks as they appear
Empire Co-Conspirator: $1,997/mo—implement full roadmap monthly
Do you fix anything during the audit?
No. Diagnosis only. I identify what’s broken, measure impact, give you the roadmap. Fixing is separate.
Refunds?
No refunds. Custom work based on your site. Once delivered, work is done.
Get Your Audit
$997
7-10 days · Report + ROI calculator · 30 days support
Includes $200 credit toward any fix we recommend
Get Your Revenue Recovery Audit
Order confirmation immediately. Intake form within 24 hours.
After your audit, use your $200 credit toward:
Individual Quick Wins ($697-1,997) · FT OC first month ($349/mo) · Empire Co-Conspirator first month ($1,997/mo)
Or DIY the quick wins and keep the report for reference. Your call.