Stop Chasing Payments
Your payment processor should collect automatically. Instead, you’re sending “hey, your payment didn’t go through” emails. We fix it in 3-5 days.
Fix My Payment Processing — $697
3-5 days · Payment automation fixed · 14 days support
You Shouldn’t Be Chasing Payments
Client books your retreat. Payment fails. You email them. They re-enter their card. Fails again. You lose the booking.
This is supposed to be automated.
In my grocery business, we processed thousands of automatic payments. When the system worked, 100% collection rate. When it broke, we were chasing people manually.
Usually it was something stupid—API keys expired, webhook not configured, wrong test mode setting. Fixed it. Back to automatic.
Your payment processor is broken. Not the platform—your integration is broken. We fix integrations.
What Gets Fixed
Integration Diagnosis
Why payments are failing. Wrong API keys? Webhook broken? Test mode still on? We find it.
Connection Repair
Reconnect everything properly. Your site, your payment processor, your booking system—all talking to each other.
Failed Payment Handling
Automatic retry logic. Card declines get retried automatically. Client gets notified. No manual chasing.
Deposit/Payment Plans
If you take deposits or installments. Set up proper logic so payments collect on schedule automatically.
Receipt Generation
Clients get receipts automatically. Right after payment. No manual sending.
Test Transactions
We verify everything works. Process test payments, trigger failed payment scenarios, confirm automation.
What You Get
- Payment integration fixed (site → processor working)
- Automated collection (no more manual chasing)
- Failed payment handling (retry logic + notifications)
- Deposit/payment plan logic (if applicable)
- Receipt automation (clients get receipts immediately)
- Testing documentation (proof everything works)
- 14 days post-fix support
Timeline: 3-5 days from intake to fixed
This Fix Is For You If…
You’re Manually Chasing Payments
Sending “your payment failed” emails. Re-entering card details for clients. Following up on installments manually. This should all be automatic.
Payments Randomly Fail
Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn’t. You have no idea why. Clients get frustrated. You lose bookings.
Deposit Logic Is Broken
You take a deposit, then the balance doesn’t collect automatically. You’re tracking installments in a spreadsheet. This is fixable.
Receipts Don’t Send
Payment goes through but client doesn’t get a receipt. They email asking for proof of payment. You send it manually. Every time.
What This Isn’t
Not a payment processor replacement. We fix your existing integration. If you need to switch from PayPal to Stripe, that’s different scope.
Not a full booking system rebuild. We fix payment processing. If your whole booking flow is broken, you need Booking Flow Fix.
Not ongoing monitoring. We fix it once. For ongoing protection, join Fuck the Overwhelm Club.
FAQ
What payment processors do you work with?
Stripe, PayPal, Square—most major processors. If you’re using something obscure, email first to confirm.
Will this break existing payments?
No. We work on a staging copy first. Test everything. Only push live when verified working. Current payments stay processing while we fix.
What if my payment processor is fine but my booking system is broken?
Then you need Booking Flow Fix ($797), not this. This fixes payment integration specifically.
Do you set up payment plans from scratch?
Yes, if you already have the logic planned. Tell us: deposit amount, installment schedule, when payments collect. We set up the automation.
What happens after 14 days?
Payments stay fixed. If something breaks later (plugin update, API change), that’s a new fix or join FT OC ($349/mo) for ongoing monitoring.
Refunds?
No refunds. This is custom work on your payment integration. Once we start, work is done.
Get Your Payment Processing Fixed
$697
3-5 days · Payment automation fixed · 14 days support
Fix My Payment Processing — $697
Order confirmation immediately. Intake form within 24 hours. Fixed in 3-5 days.
After your payment processing is fixed:
Maintain it yourself · Join FT OC for ongoing monitoring ($349/mo) · Or upgrade to Empire Co-Conspirator for monthly improvements ($1,997/mo)