The Angry Feminist Vendor List Manifesto

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Last updated: February 2026Revenue to date: $0Women-owned vendors paid: TBDTimes I’ve fucked up: Counting Where I Actually Am I’m writing this at the very beginning. Zero revenue. Zero clients. Just rage, conviction, and a decade of watching women get screwed by tech bros who don’t listen. I’m not writing this from success. I’m writing it …

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Launch + Deliver a Thing

The Problem What’s Included Process FAQ Get Started → Launch Your Thing Without Tech Disasters You’ve spent months creating your retreat, course, or program. Don’t let broken tech kill your launch. We build the complete system: landing page, enrollment, payment, AND delivery. Launch day support included. Launch With Confidence — $3,997 3-4 weeks delivery · …

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Accessibility Audit + Fix

The Problem What’s Fixed Who This Is For FAQ Get Started → Make Your Site Usable for Everyone 15% of people have disabilities. Your site probably blocks them from booking. We audit for accessibility barriers, fix them, and document compliance. WCAG 2.1 AA standard in 7-10 days. Make My Site Accessible — $1,497 7-10 days …

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Speed Optimization Package

The Problem What’s Fixed Results FAQ Get Started → Every Second Costs You 7% Your site loads in 6 seconds. Should load in 2. That’s 28% of your conversions gone before they even see your offer. We fix it in 5-7 days. Speed Up My Site — $1,297 5-7 days · 2-3 second load times …

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Payment Processor Fix

The Problem What’s Fixed FAQ Get Started → Stop Chasing Payments Your payment processor should collect automatically. Instead, you’re sending “hey, your payment didn’t go through” emails. We fix it in 3-5 days. Fix My Payment Processing — $697 3-5 days · Payment automation fixed · 14 days support You Shouldn’t Be Chasing Payments Client …

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Booking Flow Fix

The Problem What’s Fixed FAQ Get Started → Stop Losing Clients Mid-Booking People want to book. Your flow is stopping them. We fix it in 5-7 days. Mobile optimization, form fixes, confirmation emails—everything that’s broken between “I’m interested” and “booking confirmed.” Fix My Booking Flow — $797 5-7 days · One flow completely fixed · …

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Find Your Revenue Leaks

What’s Broken What You Get FAQ Get Started → Find Your Revenue Leaks Most wellness sites lose $500-2,000/month to fixable tech friction. We find it, measure it, show you exactly how to recover it. Get Your Audit — $997 7-10 days · Written report + ROI calculator · 30 days support + $200 credit toward …

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The Wellness Practitioner’s Burnout Survival Kit

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You teach stress management. So why are you the one running on empty? Learn what burnout actually does to your body—and eight research-backed strategies to prevent it without the self-care platitudes. You teach breathwork and boundaries. Meanwhile, you’re answering emails at midnight with your own cortisol screaming for mercy. You built a body-positive wellness practice …

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Add Friction-Reducing Pop-Up Forms for Quick Inquiries on Key Pages

Goal: Place subtle, non-intrusive pop-up or inline forms on high-traffic pages (homepage, services, blog) to capture quick questions or leads from visitors who aren’t ready to book yet — turning casual browsers into warm inquiries and reducing drop-off by meeting people where they are. Estimated time: 75–120 minutes Difficulty: Intermediate Why this matters for your …

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